I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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