Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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