I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
