is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The Olympian is in my bed
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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