nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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