I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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