And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
