I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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