About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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