How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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