Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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