waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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