BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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