You're completely useless in the revolution.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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