I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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