No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos