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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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(303): I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history. http://tfl.nu/d9a3

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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(954): my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch http://tfl.nu/nq1q

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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.

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(603): He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was. http://tfl.nu/3v3c

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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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(610): I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples http://tfl.nu/ak9g

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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.

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(306): Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me. http://tfl.nu/vlc7

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(646): View more from New York

So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking

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(646): So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking http://tfl.nu/bz34

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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love

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(610): you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love http://tfl.nu/ef9a

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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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(810): Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor. http://tfl.nu/mqcd

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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University

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(480): got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University http://tfl.nu/6mss

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(818): View more from California

WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD

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(818): WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD http://tfl.nu/zdjc

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(218): View more from Minnesota

At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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(218): At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me? http://tfl.nu/x27k

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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.

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(607): I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts. http://tfl.nu/406u

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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.

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(949): We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex. http://tfl.nu/qzkw

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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.

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(647): Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face. http://tfl.nu/pfop

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(916): View more from California

Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?

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(916): Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick? http://tfl.nu/xs5h

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