I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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