yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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