Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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