Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom