He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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