your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just google imaged poop.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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