i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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