ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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