check it out our google latitudes are spooning
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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