There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I skipped work to stalk him.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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