first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
All of them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?