I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
