I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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