I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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