have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
