u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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