Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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