You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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