i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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