Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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