a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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