I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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