so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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