Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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