im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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