I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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