His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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