I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who did Billy Mays play for?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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