so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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