We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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