Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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