STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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