Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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