Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Found the puke drawer
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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