She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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