doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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