Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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