Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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