The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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